World of warcraft jokes

I'm a Paladin, small and stout,
here's my mace and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my bubble and hearthstone out..


Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect?

A: Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.




Q: How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.



Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

When you want to do a serious raid warning write the opposite of what you mean.Like if you want people not to pull mobs write : /rw PULL MORE MOBS!.People always tend to do the opposite than what the /rw sais.

And this is what a found on the net:

"Hey guys, lets see if we can kill Venoxis the first try this time."

Later.

High Priest Venoxis's Holy Wrath hits you for 25901 damage.
Jackblack dies.
Arinth dies.
Karnage dies.
You die.
Giff dies.
...

Do u know who High Priest Venoxis' is?He must be a raid boss.Anyone know him?

High Priest Venoxis is a boss in ZG

An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says "hey, where'd you get that?".

The parrot says "Durotar. They got 'em all over the place!"

A dwarf goes into a bar in Stormwind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.

The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.

The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"

The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Ironforge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".

The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.

The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".

The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.

"It's not what you think!!! I just quit drinking today!"

A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. "What?" the warlock asks. "How about you conjure me up something to drink?" replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the paly incredulously and says "Man, have you got the wrong guy," and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The paly, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, "Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?". The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says "If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??". The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the paly taps him on the shoulder one more time. "I'm sorry," he says "but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself." The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the paly and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says "Oh I'm sorry I thought you could tank!"

O.O LMAO nice ones